He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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