I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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