im drinking this country out of the recession.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
