Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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