She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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