New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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