Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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