That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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