It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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