I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I need a beard to bite.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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