Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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