Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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