have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I met the friendliest cop last night
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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