that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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