There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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