I'm jealous of your bromance
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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