Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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