Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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