she was so not down for the gang bang
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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