fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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