So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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