Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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