im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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