Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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