On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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