her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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