stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
