Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I would fuck him just for his dog
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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