Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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