Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Do vagina's smell?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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