As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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