Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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