You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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