the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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