i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
no you cant smoke seaweed
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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