never play flip cup with pint glasses
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
You did what with his pubic hair?
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