i barfeds in our rink
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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