Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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