grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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