i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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