She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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