Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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