she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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