Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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