my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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