if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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