I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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