And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We got so high we made milksteak
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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