just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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