This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
