Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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