Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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