If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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