im gay
i know
yea but for you.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
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If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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